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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
Steven Wright sugar bank said

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POOR 473 clues
BANK 241 clues
SUGAR 229 clues
SAID 179 clues
PEOPLE 122 clues

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Unscramble STEVEN6-letter words that start with S6-letter words that end in N6-letter words containing TE6-letter words containing EN6-letter words with S and T
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Hint 1 meaning
A soft mineral of a soapy feel and a greenish, whitish, or grayish color, usually occurring in foliated masses. It is hydrous silicate of magnesia. Steatite, or soapstone, is a compact granular variety.
Hint 2 anagram
ACTL
Hint 3 another clue
BABY DOCTOR FOR SHORT
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