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It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Tommy Cooper funny humor writer
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper wife well married
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
Tommy Cooper today window shopping
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' s…
Tommy Cooper
I always sit in the back of a plane. It's much safer. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain!
Tommy Cooper
A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper
My wife had a bad habit of biting her nails, but I cured her. I hid her teeth.
Tommy Cooper
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
Tommy Cooper
I bought some pork chops and told the butcher to make them lean. He said, 'Which way?'
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  1. Tommy follower 76.92%
  2. Mr. Cooper. 76.19%
  3. Actor Cooper 75.00%
  4. Tommy chaser 75.00%
  5. "The ___."—Cooper. 72.73%
  6. "Tommy," for one 72.00%
  7. "Tommy" rockers 72.00%
  8. Tommy's follower? 71.43%
  9. Lady ___ Cooper 69.57%
  10. Miss Cooper. 69.57%
  11. Tommy -- Jones 69.57%
  12. "Tommy" group 69.57%
  13. Cooper. 66.67%
  14. Author ___ J. Cooper 66.67%
  15. Tommy Dorsey. 66.67%
  16. Tommy has a couple 66.67%
  17. "Tommy" is one 66.67%
  18. "Tommy," e.g. 66.67%
  19. Tommy or "Lohengrin" 66.67%
  20. Conductor Cooper 64.29%
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Unscramble TOMMY5-letter words that start with T5-letter words that end in Y5-letter words containing OM5-letter words containing MY5-letter words with T and O
Poet’s word, with inverted comma, for the end of the day
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Hint 1 meaning
The old plural of Eye.
Hint 2 anagram
ENE
Hint 3 another clue
AND STILL ___
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