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I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tommy Cooper

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FOOD 231 clues
HUMOR 135 clues
SARCASTIC 60 clues
RESTAURANT 36 clues
SHOVING 9 clues

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  1. Tommy follower 76.92%
  2. Mr. Cooper. 76.19%
  3. Actor Cooper 75.00%
  4. Tommy chaser 75.00%
  5. "The ___."—Cooper. 72.73%
  6. "Tommy," for one 72.00%
  7. "Tommy" rockers 72.00%
  8. Tommy's follower? 71.43%
  9. Lady ___ Cooper 69.57%
  10. Miss Cooper. 69.57%
  11. Tommy -- Jones 69.57%
  12. "Tommy" group 69.57%
  13. Cooper. 66.67%
  14. Author ___ J. Cooper 66.67%
  15. Tommy Dorsey. 66.67%
  16. Tommy has a couple 66.67%
  17. "Tommy" is one 66.67%
  18. "Tommy," e.g. 66.67%
  19. Tommy or "Lohengrin" 66.67%
  20. Conductor Cooper 64.29%
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Unscramble TOMMY5-letter words that start with T5-letter words that end in Y5-letter words containing OM5-letter words containing MY5-letter words with T and O
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Hint 1 meaning
A soft mineral of a soapy feel and a greenish, whitish, or grayish color, usually occurring in foliated masses. It is hydrous silicate of magnesia. Steatite, or soapstone, is a compact granular variety.
Hint 2 anagram
LCTA
Hint 3 another clue
BABY DOCTOR FOR SHORT
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