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An ax came through the door. Then two firefighters. They looked down at and assistant mall manager crying and wearing a melted toupee, sitting cross-legged next to a mall cop with a bleeding ankle and a mouth full of paper. One of the firefighters look at the other. "Not again.
Tim Dorsey When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Gr… crime florida humor

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Poet’s word, with inverted comma, for the end of the day
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The old plural of Eye.
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