Rodney Dangerfield quotes We have 62 quotes for this author ✍️

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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

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When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

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I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

Rodney Dangerfield humor

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

Rodney Dangerfield crime funny humour

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

Rodney Dangerfield crime funny humour

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Why, every time I shut the window I hurt somebody's fingers.

Rodney Dangerfield funny humour

When I was kidnapped as a child my parents sent a letter to the hijackers me Pay 5,000 dollars or your back

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I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.

Rodney Dangerfield comedy humour

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield marriage

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Rodney Dangerfield's complaint? 75.00%
Comic Dangerfield 74.29%
Funnyman Dangerfield 73.68%
Rodney Dangerfield quote (Part 3) 73.47%
Rodney Dangerfield quote (Part 1) 73.47%
Rodney Dangerfield quote (Part 2) 73.47%
Rodney Dangerfield quote (Part 4) 73.47%
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"No respect" Dangerfield 70.00%
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Unrespected Dangerfield 68.29%
Dangerfield, e.g. 66.67%
"No respect," for Rodney Dangerfield, e.g. 65.45%
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Unscramble RODNEY 6-letter words that start with R 6-letter words that end in Y 6-letter words containing OD 6-letter words containing EY 6-letter words with R and O

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Hint 1 meaning

The superficial contents of any figure; the surface included within any given lines; superficial extent; as, the area of a square or a triangle.

Hint 2 anagram

EARA

Hint 3 another clue

CERTAIN BRAIN SIZE

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