Kelly Link
Quote
This is the list you carry in your pocket, of the things you plan to say to Kay, when you find him, if you find him:1. I’m sorry that I forgot to water your ferns while you were away that time.2. When you said that I reminded you of your mother, was that a good thing?3. I never really liked your friends all that much.4. None of my friends ever really liked you.5. Do you remember when the cat ran away, and I cried and cried and made you put up posters, and she never came back? I wasn’t crying because she didn’t come back. I was crying because I’d taken her to the woods, and I was scared she’d come back and tell you what I’d done, but I guess a wolf got her, or something. She never liked me anyway.6. I never liked your mother.7. After you left, I didn’t water your plants on purpose. They’re all dead.8. Goodbye.9. Were you ever really in love with me?10. Was I good in bed, or just average?11. What exactly did you mean, when you said that it was fine that I had put on a little weight, that you thought I was even more beautiful, that I should go ahead and eat as much as I wanted, but when I weighed myself on the bathroom scale, I was exactly the same weight as before, I hadn’t gained a single pound?12. So all those times, I’m being honest here, every single time, and anyway I don’t care if you don’t believe me, I faked every orgasm you ever thought I had. Women can do that, you know. You never made me come, not even once.13. So maybe I’m an idiot, but I used to be in love with you.14. I slept with some guy, I didn’t mean to, it just kind of happened. Is that how it was with you? Not that I’m making any apologies, or that I’d accept yours, I just want to know.15. My feet hurt, and it’s all your fault.16. I mean it this time, goodbye.
Related Quotes
Similar Crossword Answers
| Answer | Clues |
|---|---|
| LOVE | 708 clues |
| FATHER | 105 clues |
| FRIEND | 104 clues |
| HUSBAND | 56 clues |
| MARRIAGE | 41 clues |
| RELATIONSHIPS | 3 clues |
Similar crossword clues
- Relay link 80.00%
- Kelly and Mink 75.00%
- Kelly hit 73.68%
- Kelly and Slick 72.00%
- Wheel link 70.00%
- Grill link 70.00%
- Free-all link 69.57%
- Kelly of "Live" 69.57%
- Kelly of talk 69.57%
- Kelly classic 69.57%
- Kelly of "Chaplin" 69.23%
- A-E link 66.67%
- O'Kelly's land. 66.67%
- Kay-em link 66.67%
- E-I link 66.67%
- Kelly 66.67%
- Kelly et al. 66.67%
- Kelly creation 66.67%
- Kelly's prince 66.67%
- Kelly on TV 66.67%
Related word tools
Poet’s word, with inverted comma, for the end of the day
?
E
?
E
?
N
Hint 1 meaning
The old plural of Eye.
Hint 2 anagram
ENE
Hint 3 another clue
AND STILL ___
14 +1