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Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.

Jon Stewart humor religion

Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religio…

Jon Stewart christianity humor religion

You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.

Jon Stewart democracy government humor politics

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

Jon Stewart absurd humor thanksgiving

Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.

Jon Stewart humor obama parking

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

Jon Stewart humor

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

Jon Stewart humor internet

If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.

Jon Stewart truth

The more you delve into science, the more it appears to rely on faith.

Jon Stewart faith science

Religion. It's given people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Jon Stewart absurd paradox religion

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Unscramble JON 3-letter words that start with J 3-letter words that end in N 3-letter words containing ON 3-letter words containing NO 3-letter words with J and O

Poet’s word, with inverted comma, for the end of the day

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The old plural of Eye.

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ENE

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AND STILL ___

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