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I can't believe he stabbed the guy. Eight years old. I'm the most irresponsible kidnapper ever.

Joey Comeau Lockpick Pornography funny kidnapping

There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on the shelf. "I can't put my finger on why exactly, but i…

Joey Comeau Bible Camp Bloodbath humorous

Wait," I say. "Aren't soulmates supposed to be perfect? What if you find yours and shes not a virgin, not even a girl? What if he's a fixer upper? What if he has an STD?

Joey Comeau It's Too Late to Say I'm Sorry perfect sad soulmates

Having all the answers just means you've been asking boring questions.

Joey Comeau humility knowledge uncertainty

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

Joey Comeau A Softer World: Truth and Beauty Bombs optimism perspective pessimism

I think it would be cool if we wore suits while we committed these violent acts of retribution. Not fancy suits. No. Cheap suits that we won't mind ruining. Then if we're caught by…

Joey Comeau We all got it coming humor violence

I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely bits of himself into the comic. I love the silliness too, the dancing Sno…

Joey Comeau We all got it coming dark humor life peanuts

She needs you, Dad," Julia says. "She has unfinished business in this world.""What is the matter with you?" Charlie asks his daughter. "Any sane person would have told me to go to …

Joey Comeau One Bloody Thing After Another ghosts humor

I break into heterosexual houses so I can masturbate in their heterosexual kitchens

Joey Comeau Lockpick Pornography lgbt

We are terrible for each other, and, yes, we are a disaster. But tell me your heart doesn't race for a hurricane or a burning building. I'd rather die terrified than live forever.

Joey Comeau disaster love

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Section of a curve

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Hint 1 meaning

The apparent arc described, above or below the horizon, by the sun or other celestial body. The diurnal arc is described during the daytime, the nocturnal arc during the night.

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AID WHEN GOING TO COURT

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