Daniel Younger quote — “The Baron was good with two things: sex, and death. And what was sex a…”

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The Baron was good with two things: sex, and death. And what was sex anyway — what was orgasm but what the French (those cunning linguists of the language of love) referred to as a Little Death? What was life but a ticking clock toward the grave, and how did life start but with an unfettered hump toward morning?

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