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But surely the commute that defines the era was Noah's voyage aboard his eponymous ark, and to this day it remains the most epic commuting story ever told. As most people know, God felt that Earth had essentially "jumped the shark" (or "raped the angel" as they used to say back then), so rather than try to fix it, He instead decided to simply wash everyone away in a great flood and start over from scratch--just as you might do to your computer's hard drive if it has a really bad virus. So God spoke to Noah and commanded him to build an ark, aboard which he'd carry two of every animal in the world.... Thus was born humankind's lust for gigantic vehicles, for God's instructions to Noah were basically the world's first car commercial, and the sales pitch was this: Large vehicles are your salvation.
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| Answer | Clues |
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| HUMAN | 220 clues |
| BIBLE | 152 clues |
| FAMILY | 141 clues |
| FATHER | 105 clues |
| CULTURE | 101 clues |
| ALCOHOL | 91 clues |
| PARENTS | 64 clues |
| CHILDREN | 38 clues |
| PESSIMISM | 11 clues |
| PARENTING | 5 clues |
| COMMUTING | 4 clues |
| RELATIONSHIPS | 3 clues |
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- Bikes for Daisy? 53.85%
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- Bikes since 1903 51.85%
- Bikes for bikers 51.85%
- Big bikes 50.00%
- Dirt bikes' cousins 48.28%
- Bikes with engines 48.28%
- Dirt bikes' kin 48.00%
- Bikes have two 48.00%
- Quad bikes 47.62%
- Used bikes 47.62%
- Some bikes 47.62%
- Like some bikes 46.15%
- Big bikes, in biker lingo 45.71%
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Poet’s word, with inverted comma, for the end of the day
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Hint 1 meaning
The old plural of Eye.
Hint 2 anagram
NEE
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