Crossword-Solution: FARTS 5 letters, 1 clue 🏆 scrabble score: 8

Reports from old farts are consistent that `kluge' was the original spelling, reported around computers as far back as the mid-1950s and, at that time, used exclusively of hardware kluges.

Since that time, miserable Aethon, when he wishes to enter the Capitol, goes first to Paterclius' privies and farts ten or twenty times.

Presently the young woman gat beneath the old woman; and, gripping her waist cloth with the left and circling her neck with the right hand, hoisted her off the ground with both; whereupon the old woman strove to free herself and, in so doing fell on her back arsiversy, with her legs high in air and her hairy bush between them showed manifest in the moonshine; furthermore she let fly two great farts[FN#166] one of which blew up the dust from the earth's face and the other steamed up to the gate of Heaven.

When loud he farts they say 'How well he sings!' * And when he fizzles[FN#452] cry they, 'Oh, how sweet!'" —And Shahrazad perceived the dawn of day and ceased saying her permitted say.

How Pantagruel likewise with his farts begat little men, and with his fisgs little women; and how Panurge broke a great staff over two glasses.